Life Brew

There are a few things that should be known about me.

1.  I am asked for directions everywhere I go, including when I am in foreign lands

2.  I can predict the location of any public washroom within a one mile radius regardless of what city or country I am in. (I inherited this skill from my mother)

3.  I have a serious shoe obsession

Today I was asked for directions to the washroom in Designer Shoe Warehouse.

I believe my life is complete.

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